Perhaps will order it.
This is definitely not a book designed to stimulate your intellect - but will definitely make you laugh!
It's one of those "it's funny because it's truuuuuue" books.
For instance, a couple of my favourite things that white people enjoy:
- Farmer's Markets (yep)
- Organic Food (yep)
- Yoga (yep)
- Vegetarianism (yep)
- Living / Doing things near Water (yep)
- Renovating a House (yeah, sort of)
- Hating people who wear Ed Hardy (mostly)
- Adopting Children from Abroad (considering)
In our circle of friends, we commonly reprimand each other by saying perhaps "That's so white." Or "You're the whitest person alive."
Hubby and I get that a lot.
In Byron Bay, they have invented what is possibly the most pretentious - white - drink in human history.
The LSD.
The Latte Soy Dandy.
It looks like a coffee, it costs the same as a coffe - but it is... ground up and brewed dandelion.
That's right. A weed. Something others may pour roundup on to get rid of. Fortunately there are plenty of white people here in Byron who will drink it.
Me included. Yes. Have confession to make. Have decided to stop all intake of caffeine. It was getting ridiculous.
For instance - could no longer get out of bed unless heard kettle on downstairs. Would actually do insane things like order a hot beverage (soy flat white) at cafe even though sunny and 30 degrees. I mean. Heard of cold drinks..?
For this reason have suffered a few nasty headaches and been slightly angrier than usual.
Yesterday we did go for a nice little drive to Mullumbimby, for a LSD. By the way the "Rock&Roll Cafe" in Mullum does not play rock music. Ensure you get a take-away cup.
3 comments:
hahaha I love things making fu of me :D Especially since they actually very often are true..
Hahaha, thanks for the laugh of the day! =)
haha! Saw that book recently and realised that I may have married the whitest man on earth :-)
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